sams_thoughts ([info]sams_thoughts) wrote,

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I bought porn for [info]triggur (-10 points). Last week [info]triggur and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to [info]triggur in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]triggur (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4671 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
sams_thoughts

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